SECRET OF THE WISDOM

There is no wealth like intelligence, poorness like ignorance and support like consulting



Something which is increasing as long as you are sharing is LOVE AND KNOWLEDGE.



Everybody is trying to change world but not theirselves



All you can able to explain will be as much as how much others get it



My silence due to my nobleness .i got answer to every quesiton. But i regard people and spiells under their qualities



Favours are big even though they are little



Smiling is also handout



Be as how you seem to be or seem to be as how you are



Science is to know science and find out yourself. What kind of educate if you dont know who you are



Our work is not describing people’s reputation and we dont consider of what others says. You will find yourself on what you create



Two ambitious people cant be satisfied. One learns science other enjoys saving money



I have seen many people doesnt have clothes. I have seen clothes that there is no man inside it



Best guide is the science in the life. M. K. Atatürk



Whatever you are sowing you cut out it- Turkish proverb means everything you do will turn to you as a gift or trouble



Treat people as how you want to be treated



Lets sew the tree of knowledge when we are young then we can have a home to harbor in its shadow when we get older



Sincerity hasnt got language you get it from eyes



Most valuable of you is the person has got the good manners



Talk if you know something to originate but hush if you dont know to be known as a real man



You would have too many friends as long as you benefit to them. They would disappear when you request demanding somethings.



The real is rich is the person has rich hearth



Talking behind the poeple is not just immorality its also cowerdice



Dont forget something makes you happy also makes happy others



Come, come again, whoever you are come
Heathen, fire worshipper or idolatrous, come
Come even if you broke your penitence a hundred times
Ours is the portal of hope, come as you are...Come, come again, whoever you are come

Funnies-Short Funny Stories

SURGEON GENERAL TEMEL

Temel is the surgeon general of a mental hospital. Some day undersecretary visits the hospital. They see patients jump into swimming pool from high building while they are looking at the garden through the window. Undersecretary says you consider of patient's entertainment and i appreciate you. Temel feels proud with that.
Temel says Dear sir you should see them how they are happy when pool is not empty water. Undersecretary gets angry in this situation.
Temel says
They already dont know how to swim anyway



HOTEL KEEPER
One night a spanish nobleman knocks the hotelier Temel's door
Man says
- Do you have spare room to stay?
Temel:
- Who are you?
Man:
-Monte Cristo de Santa Cruzo
Temel:
-Sorry but we dont have more room for too much people

I HAVE JUST COME
Temel falls dawn from sixth floor of a building and people ask him what happened:
Temel talks hardly:
I dont know actually i have just come


LANGUAGE PROBLEM

Temel goes to Uk. His friends ask him whether he had troubles cause he cant speak english
Temel's answer:
Not exactly English people had troubles cause of me

WHY?
İdris ask to Temel:
Hey Temel? Do you have any idea why we close one of the our eyes while we are drawing a bead on by a gun
İdris:
You are so ignorent Temel. How can we see the target if close our both eyes

HER NAME
Temel was making his military service at Nato as aviator
Commander was training soldiers to teach how to jump down from
Plane by parachute
-You are gonna pull the first string if it doesnt open pull the second one
if you cant be succsessful pray the Mother Mary
Our temel jumps the space from plane, pulls first string but he cant do it
And try second and cant do it again
He calls the commander beside him
-What’s this women’s name i forgat

I AM TIRED
Temel and Dursun decide to go to Germany from Turkey by foot
They start walking and go day and day. Then they can see the Germany border
Temel says
Hey Dursun i get tired i am getting back


I GOT THE MONEY
Temel is charged with robbing bank. Judge cant find any evidince to prove his guilt
And decides his to be acquitted
Temel calls the Judge joyfully:
-have i got all these Money now?


PEELED DUCK
Temel goes to hunting but he buys a duck from butcher not to be noticed because of he coudnt hunt anything.

His wife ask to him
How could you hunt a peeled duck?

Temel answers with proud:
I shot it while it was making love

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